Monday, March 5, 2007

are there ANY remotely decent straight guys in Utah that are not married?

Well, met gay guy number whatever here in Utah...I swear I have met more guys batting for the other team in the nearly six months I have lived here than I did in several years of living in Spokane! Actually one is becoming a good friend (which helps since we share the same office at work!) who has been sweet enough to let me pick his brain. Hopefully this guy doesn't realize what I was actually trying to figure out is why I am attracted to gay guys even after I know their (ahem) "social status". Eureka I have found my answer!!!!! I tend to fall for gay guys because they are the ones that actually take the time to get to know you and like you for who you are--not what you look like. Crap! I can see it now....any guy who is actually nice to me from now on will proly have me wondering "okay pal, are you just undeclared or is this the real thing?"

One sad side note about hanging out with a gay guy....we have the same damn taste in men! How tragic is THAT? Someday I will happen to trot out some new guy I've met and then have to wonder just how far is his imagination going...or worse, he'll bring by his new boy toy and I'll be left wondering why something that nice went so wrong...

What it all boils down to is my heart is looking for a place to land.....well, that and I have been seriously jonesing for someone to snog! Not that I would kiss just anyone mind you...I've only kissed one guy (and I married him!)...I kind of like that track record. (yeah, yeah so I divorced that one...don't remind me). While I like the idea that I haven't been out there trying to break the Guiness World Record of most-boys-kissed-in-a-single-lifetime, we're heading on 8 years without some lip action! I can only hope that I can keep the raging hormones at bay until the right guy comes along....and then pray that I don't literally attack him once I find him...(!)

2 comments:

Miya said...

"Can anybodyyyyyyy...fiiiind me-ee-ee-eeeee...somebody toooo....snog!"

Come on, gotta love Queen! (I took creative liberties with the last bit ^_^)

shoezimm said...

Actually I do love that song....and its sooooooooooooooo pathetic wanting to smack one on every other guy you pass on the street....