I am the star of my very own freak show!

Well, Karma, for some absolutely unknown reason decided to just lay it on me today....I swear I am a freaking walking disaster in blue jeans! Not only have I killed the copy machine here at work (fried its circuitry the first few weeks I worked here) but I have now killed the toilet. Here I am, its late, I am soooooooooooo tired and I decide to flush my leftover chicken down the drain. BAD MOVE! Someone please tell me this is a girl thing and not just me but I am now sitting here, waiting for the Roto Rooter guy and listening to my co-worker laugh his ass off as he came trotting over to see this catastrophe for himself. Okay, so he actually came over to try and help but he's definitely amused over the whole situation. Sadly, I have been nicknamed the office goddess around here (long story)....well Mike has now narrowed it down to either the goddess of chaos or destruction....I think he's rooting for destruction. Someone freaking shoot me.......